Friday, November 9, 2012

Kid Humor

Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
J-bird: "To get to his chicken car?"

OK. That's better than the original. Let's go with that.



J-bird: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
J-bird: "Orange"
Me: "Orange who?"
(Repeat several times, then...)

J-bird: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
J-bird: "Banana"
Me: "Banana who?"
J-bird: "Banana you glad I didn't say 'orange'?"

*Sigh*. I see what you did there - switching up a classic. Clever.




Miss V: "Why da cow 'fraid o' da horse?"
Me: "I don't know. Why?"
Miss V: "'Cause da cow deeeeeeead."

That. Is. Disturbing. Who are you, and why are you wearing a tutu over your jeans?





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